New toddler accomplishments:

• Turn on and off mom's laptop
• Climb into highchair, stroller or kitchen chairs repeatedly
• Attempt to climb onto couch and fail repeatedly
• Throw dramatic tantrums if crossed
• Eat well one day and toss it to the floor the next day
• Point to things of interest
• Pretend to talk
• Test the rules to gauge parental reaction
• Play chase several times a day
• Make a mess several times a day
• Hog the TV remote
• Demand any electronic devices
• Drink lots of milk from a sippy cup
• Squirm during diaper changes
• Walk away while being dressed or undressed
• Kiss or lick glass surfaces
• Nuzzle on mom and dad's shoulder when tired